I wish I could find somebody who is willing to sneak out with me in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and just lay on the roof of the car and stare at the stars and just share with each other everything that we were too afraid to share with anyone else
when white boys make fun of girls getting drunk im kinda just like but have you seen white boys wasted. they start rapping and whispering into girls necks and start yelling racist shit to people on the street. when girls get wasted it just means we’re all super nice to each other in the bathroom and dance to beyonce
women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego
“This is the chemical formula for love:
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.
It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.
Let that sink in.”
do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up
You can either sing What Makes You Beautiful at the top of your lungs with me or you can get your ass out of my car and walk
“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”
y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk
OHMYGOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY STOMACH HURTS
There’s nothing funny about stomachache